May 2013
2 tags
releasethedoves:
swiggity swag whats in the bag
oh shit
jesussbabymomma:
jesussbabymomma:
is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks
Watchdanieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
tomhiddlesbitch:
things that need a movie:
hawkeye
black widow
new hulk
Things that are getting a movie
angry birds
Watchgthegentleman:
whileieat:
lizzlemcguizzle:
i take you to the candy shop
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Hilarious
padfootandprongles:
owlcitymordred:
stagdoeandfawn:
catully:
brigwife:
latitudeoctopus:
brigwife:
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
no it isn’t fortnight...
chickensandwich:
i am such a cuddly little baby because i like to be snuggled and i like to feel kisses on my neck and i like to sleep and feel you breathing on me and i just want to be close and feel a connection
ayeleesh:
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
neurointoxication:
when i die i want to become a ghost and haunt people and give them little ghost smooches and when they’re feeling down i’d write something like keep going you’re great! but in order to keep up the creepy act i’d write it in blood on their wall
dean-tacos-cas:
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
abomasnow:
do she got the booty?
she don’t
catmemories:
im just sad and lonely and bad at math
arc-anum:
All the blogs I follow appear to know eachother on a first name basis, I feel like an awkward 223rd wheel or something.
vibesflint:
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
callmekitto:
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
Knees
tylerknott:
I would love to say that you make me weak in the knees but to be quite upfront and completely truthful you make my body forget it has knees at all. -Tyler Knott Gregson-
dignitea:
I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.
morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
iamtonysexual:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
